I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it.

I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a new church. As soon as the congregation gets to the point where you are not on fairly intimate terms with every other person in that church, then you have become a theater where people can attend services. I do not think you can attend a church service. Service is not something which is there to be viewed as if it were a play or a movie.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.