I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

Life is too short not to live it up a little!

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.

Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting that I was lowering my standards! You wouldn't want me to do that, would you? Be reasonable! I have standards that I have set up for liking people, and you just don't meet those standards! It wouldn't be reasonable for me to like you!" "I hate myself for being so unreasonable!

We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.