I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.

Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.