I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a new church. As soon as the congregation gets to the point where you are not on fairly intimate terms with every other person in that church, then you have become a theater where people can attend services. I do not think you can attend a church service. Service is not something which is there to be viewed as if it were a play or a movie.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!