I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you?

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I'll see the Great Pumpkin. I'll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will appear and I'll be waiting for him.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems.