Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!

My grandfather has been very depressed lately. He just doesn't know what to do. He says it's late in the game, and he's afraid that life has him beaten." "Tell him to take out the goalie.

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.