Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

What's that?" "It looks like something from Linus... It is! He sent me a little birch-bark canoe from camp! He said he made it himself... Sometimes I think I don't deserve a nice brother like Linus..." "I have often thought the same thing." "Dear Linus, please send me another canoe. The first one broke when I threw it at Charlie Brown.

Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting that I was lowering my standards! You wouldn't want me to do that, would you? Be reasonable! I have standards that I have set up for liking people, and you just don't meet those standards! It wouldn't be reasonable for me to like you!" "I hate myself for being so unreasonable!

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.

There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.