I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.
The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.
Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.