Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

All right, team... This is our first game of the season... If we all show the right spirit, I think we can win this one. Let's try to encourage each other... Let's hear a little chatter out there, okay?" "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, KID!