I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!

Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.