I am a Patsy Cline fan.

Growing up in Rhode Island, my friends would have strung me up if I had been a Yankees fan.

I had my own insecurities, which a lot of my comedy would come from, about not being able to live up to their academic expectations. Acting out those insecurities was a way of confronting them, like, “Let me just lean into being a guy who can’t read or write.”

Never trust a man whom you know to have acted like a scoundrel to others, whatever friendliness he may profess to feel towards yourself, however plausible he may be, or however kindly he may behave; be sure that, the moment he has anything to gain by so doing, he will "throw you over."

You do not have to be fearless, just don't let fear stop you.

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.