People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame