Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

I was banging seven-gram rocks...because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.