Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

I got tiger blood man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.