There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy!

Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.