There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.