I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that?

It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

I refuse to grow up. I won't become the adult guy.

I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking.

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.