I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?

I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just don't, so I figure there's a higher calling keeping me on point that night.

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.