Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.