Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters.

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.