Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don't have to make sure your story matches everyone else's.

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.