There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.

You can put people's feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we're constantly creating our own history.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.