You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.

If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage.

The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?

It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff. It's about that little introspective moment you had in the middle of all that. Those are moments between the moments, and that's where life is.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.

I got tiger blood, man. My brain fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.