You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

It ain't a party til something gets broken.

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.