As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

I believe in detox. I think detox is smart. You've got a guy who's in an opiate cycle or a dope cycle or something, and he can't get out of it. You shut him down long enough so at least his body can start working for itself again.

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.

You can put people's feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we're constantly creating our own history.