As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.