You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.