Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?

You can't process me with a normal brain.