Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

I got tiger blood, man. My brain fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.