Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

I got tiger blood, man. My brain fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.

You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.