Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.

The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.

Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters.

I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.