I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

Dying is for fools. I'm proud of what I created. I exposed people to magic. I exposed people to things they would never see in their normal lives.

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.