I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.