I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that?

I've always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I'm okay with it. On other days it's like, "Really? I have to? No, man, not me."

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.

A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.