Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?