I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don't have to make sure your story matches everyone else's.

I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.

A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.