I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.