Once you start altering your body's blueprint, things start falling apart. Some players take steroids, and two years later, after they've broken records, suddenly they have back problems, shoulder problems, arm problems. They're out of the game for good.

I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.

A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.