There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.

I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.

Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters.

Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.