The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.
I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.
Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.