If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

I'll hear a song I love and suddenly I'm isolated from everything around me just for a nanosecond. That's a moment between a moment.

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.