You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.

I blinked and I cured my brain.

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.

It ain't a party til something gets broken.

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.