You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.

I was banging seven-gram rocks...because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

You make a choice to win and you win...

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.