You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.

It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.

If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage.