I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

Rock bottom; that's a fishing term.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.