I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.

You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades.

I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

I'll hear a song I love and suddenly I'm isolated from everything around me just for a nanosecond. That's a moment between a moment.

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?