From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.