It ain't a party til something gets broken.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.