It ain't a party til something gets broken.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.