A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff. It's about that little introspective moment you had in the middle of all that. Those are moments between the moments, and that's where life is.