A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

Get your egos off the battlefield.

I was banging seven-gram rocks...because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.