It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

I'm kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it's not like we're together all the time. But I need variety.