You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don't have to make sure your story matches everyone else's.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.

It ain't a party til something gets broken.

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.