I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

I was banging seven-gram rocks...because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.

A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.