I refuse to grow up. I won't become the adult guy.

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.