I refuse to grow up. I won't become the adult guy.

The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy!

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

You make a choice to win and you win...

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.