It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.