My mom was kinda like a cat. She slept a lot.

I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.

I couldn't go any higher with three Michelin stars. I mastered my craft. I'm still learning and picking up ideas.

I definitely don't want to have kids ... I don't think I'd be a great mother. I'm a great aunt or friend of a mother ... I don't want to spend that kind of time. I don't want to have a kid and have it raised by a nanny. I don't have time to raise a child.

He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.