My mom was kinda like a cat. She slept a lot.

In these tough economic times, everybody has to cut back. I am down to three tabs of ecstasy a day.

While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs. Obviously I had to think of a more realistic approach.

Absolutely I'm going to be talking about it, because it's in the zeitgeist and it's happening. It's an election year. It's the biggest election. Every election is a big election, so whenever anybody says that it kinds of grates me, but it's a fiasco. It's turned into a complete circus act, so of course you have to make fun of it, but responsible journalists definitely are being irresponsible. They're giving [Donald Trump] so much air time.

Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.

My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going on with celebrities. So I have to know everything.

I think bullying of anybody, whether they're gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.