That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.

I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.

No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.

Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.

It's hard to tell these days what gender people are. You don't know if they're gay, if they're straight, or Bruce Jenner.

When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.

George Clooney and Fabio apparently got into a scuffle at a restaurant in Los Angeles over the weekend. George thought the women with Fabio were taking pictures of him. How embarrassed is George Clooney to be in a fight with Fabio? Who is he going to call out next, Lorenzo Lamas?