I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there?

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.

I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.

I don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.