I was a fitness fiasco - until I found Pilates . . . It's been the most gentle on my body I'm longer and leaner and much more graceful. I can honestly say it's changed my body - and my life.
Chelsea HandlerI think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.
Chelsea HandlerI understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.
Chelsea HandlerIf diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?
Chelsea HandlerThat just sends the wrong message to everybody. [Donald Trump] should have the least amount of air time.
Chelsea HandlerI don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people.
Chelsea Handler