I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.

I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.

First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any guarantee that anyone will like you. So if anyone likes you at all, you've already won.

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

Every time John Travolta assaults a masseur, a scientologist gets their wings.