I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.

According to Life & Style Weekly, 50 Cent may be working on Lindsay Lohan's next album. Finally, a match made in rap heaven. He's a convicted drug dealer who's been shot nine times, and she spent 84 minutes in prison. This is a big step for Lindsay. The last time Lindsay got near a black guy she ran over his foot.

Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing to really wow you. It looked like he had bought a lot of stuff from IKEA and then decided to refinish it at home. Everything was neat and tidy, but you wouldn't want any of it for yourself.

I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything