Don't take 'no' for an answer. Keep knocking down walls until someone says 'yes.'

People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.

I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people.

The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.

You want to do something a little bit meaningful, because we're not saving the planet or anything, but we want to contribute in a positive way, in a way that makes a difference or makes somebody feel something.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.