I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.
If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.
Reality TV's pretty tricky for me. I don't really watch anything like that, because I think it's brain-sucking.
Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.
My mom was kinda like a cat. She slept a lot.
If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?