I think everyone's afraid of public speaking. There have been times where I've come out of my own show and been like, 'Oh, God, what am I doing?' . . . You have to remind yourself that 'OK, I'm kind of a badass. I can handle it.'
Chelsea HandlerPeople always tell me I need to have a kid, and I say, No, I don't. Because I wouldn't have just one kid; I'd have six. I need a huge family. So I just kind of fill my house with tons of rejects and misfits so it feels like I have a bunch of children.
Chelsea HandlerYou get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.
Chelsea HandlerI would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.
Chelsea Handler