I don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.
Chelsea HandlerTo always trust my instincts, to always believe I have something to offer — no matter how meaningless or stupid it may be — and to never listen to anyone who tells you ‘no.’
Chelsea HandlerHe laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.
Chelsea Handler