I haven't been manipulated. I did a documentary in prison years ago because I was so f - ed off with those lazy bastards in their bed for 18 hours a day, five dishes a day on a menu to choose from, playing soccer every day, going to the gym, watching movies.

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.

I'd like to go out for a cocktail... or seven.

Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

When I look at all the people that I have working for me and the company I've started and all the people that benefit from it and have a living because of it, it's very motivating to continue to do it.