Men donโt realize that if weโre sleeping with them on the first date, weโre probably not interested in seeing them again either.
Chelsea HandlerI don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.
Chelsea HandlerI look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.
Chelsea Handler