You get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.

First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any guarantee that anyone will like you. So if anyone likes you at all, you've already won.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

In these tough economic times, everybody has to cut back. I am down to three tabs of ecstasy a day.

People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at my show wasted, screaming and yelling out and vomiting.

But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.

I think everyone's afraid of public speaking. There have been times where I've come out of my own show and been like, 'Oh, God, what am I doing?' . . . You have to remind yourself that 'OK, I'm kind of a badass. I can handle it.'