Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

For months there have been rumors that J.Lo is finally pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. She was afraid it might never happen. I'm afraid it's going to look like Marc Anthony.

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

Every time John Travolta assaults a masseur, a scientologist gets their wings.

My life and my legs have been an open book.