I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.

The only people I owe an apology to are my dead parents. Except my father because he's still alive.

I wasn’t like 'Oh, I'm going to marry 50 Cent...' I mean, seriously. But I did like him. He's very sweet and antithetical to what you'd think of him.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.

Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. And soon, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon.

Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.