The only people I owe an apology to are my dead parents. Except my father because he's still alive.
Chelsea HandlerMen donโt realize that if weโre sleeping with them on the first date, weโre probably not interested in seeing them again either.
Chelsea HandlerYou should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age... and you have your own TV show.
Chelsea Handler