I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.

I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.

Adults end up shading things and shading the truth, and you end up lying and telling people what they want to hear.

I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.

Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for six months to a year, and then see if you're ready to have a baby.

I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.

I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.