The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.
Kiefer Sutherland has agreed to serve 48 days in jail for his DUI convictions. That's 245 months in Jack Bauer years.
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.
Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.
I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.
Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don't do meth, but maybe if they called meth 'Stefanie' I would!